CAPSPAMS: The Dark Knight - Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater
|—||Maya Angelou (via jokeeerr)|
"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
Parenting, you’re doing it right.
I can only hope to be this type of parent.
These parents make my heart melt
That last one really got me. That’s such a good idea, and bless his dad for wanting his son to not feel left out. All his friends were probably like “Look at all my candy” and Fletcher was like “LOOK AT ALL MY TOYS HAHA I GOT TOYS”
I don’t remember making this
do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you
no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio
His reaction is so adorable. You can see the moment his face softens in the 3rd gif.
Oh my god. He doesn’t even know where he is or what’s just happened any more. He’s literally staring at the most competent and remarkable man he’s ever known. Yes, his hand is still pressed against the wound as per John’s instructions but you can not only see him going from “what the hell no” to “oh fine I’ll do it because it’s you” in the third gif. You also see him going from “I’ll do this for you” to “I’d do anything for you, you utterly remarkable human being” in the last one.
when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you